Coffee milk is strange
For a swallow will tell you
It’s much more than milk

This drink can’t be beat
Superior to coffee
In every aspect

Only Rhode Island
Has the oh-so sweet nectar
Bev’rage of the Gods

Woe to those who try
Getting the divine liquid
In North Dakota

If you're a fan of haiku, check out the Random Word Haiku at the University of Indiana. It's provided me with hours of enjoyment. They have randomized haiku from the entire vocabulary of the Random House Dictionary. See, it's doubly random.